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I have enjoyed reading the ones I've seen posted, so I thought I would share. :3 My journal is called _____ because _____. My subtitle is _____ because _____. My friends page is called _____ because _____. My username is ____ because _____. My default userpic is _____ because_____. My comment links on my journal say_____ because_____. My comment links on my friends page say_____ because_____. My journal is called Asylum of DOOM! because I was feeling mentally not well and yet not feeling bad about myself, and I was in a silly mood. And everying with 'of DOOM!' attached just sounds cool. :PMy subtitle is Beware or the Pink! because I chose all kinds of pink shades for my journal. My fave colors right now are yellow and pink, but yellow in my journal just didn't look right. I'm not talented enough to do designer layouts yet, so I just mess with the colors. My friends page is called The Equally Disturbed because they are nuts too. :P (I love you guys!)My username is Frasdel because its the name I used for everything. I've outgrown it, and don't use it for anything new anymore tho. Nowadays, I use Antidia or Dia...Frasdel came from my name, btw. FRAS from Fraser and DEL from Delia.My default userpic is  because its my catgrrl self in my Hogwart's uniform giving a thumbs up. Its me being cool, like Fonzy, and if userpics could talk, she would say 'aaaayyyy' like Fonzy too. Its just an overall happy pic and I try to be happy by default.My comment links on my journal say '# party poopers' will 'rain on my parade' because W hen I created those, I was in a foul mood because I was sick of the shit people were saying to me to constantly to rain on my parade. Its like I wasn't allowed to be happy about anything. Its like, everyone was a Debbie Downer when I would open up and say something. My comment links on my friends page say '# bad monkey(s)'# will 'throw a wrench in the machine' because Like the above, I was pissed off at stupid people and stupid people tend to throw wrenches into working machines. That and beat dead horses. (don't worry, I am not mad or bitter anymore, I just haven't changed those.)
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... and thought it funny enough to share. ^^;
ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person... Can we get naked now?"
B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
N A G A M E N T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
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